A New Fragrance by Sophie Rhodes

I am continually amazed by animals. After Sophie's skunk incident we think we are finally 'skunk free'.  Today, after a trip to the vet for a de-skunk bath, carpet cleaning, upholstery cleaning and five hundred dollars, she rolls in POOP! We finally feel like we have our life, house and noses under control and she rolls in POOP! Why, Sophie, why? Explain this to me. Does your Mango Tango Doggie Shampoo really smell THAT bad? Would really rather smell like skunk butt or stinky poop? 

I honestly think she'd rather smell like a skunk than mangoes. Skunk, by the way, when you are gagging on it smells like the most rotten fried burnt onions EVER! Poor Chris, AGAIN, is the one left to deal with her. I WAS asleep until she started barking outside. (waking Nolan at 6am, mind you!) I went to investigate, thinking I was going to be mad at Chris for leaving her outside to long. There he is washing her face and shoulders on the back porch...again. Needless to say, he's a little annoyed. So, she comes upstairs and gets sent to her crate, WHICH is right next to my side of the bed. Would you believe that after a trip to the vet for a de-skunk bath, carpet cleaning, upholstery cleaning and FIVE HUNDRED dollars, she still smells like a skunk when she's wet?!?! ' Toilet de Skunk ala Mango' a new fragrance by Sophie Rhodes. Bleck!